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  Noah and the high altitude.

  by edmond dantes in

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  after the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.

  and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.

  and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?

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  Hortensia,

  Now why didn't I think of that.It looks as if old Noah was the first in a long line of cruise ship entrepaneurs but he specialised in the livestock trade of course.I wonder if he collected the animals that way or did he have to close the bullk head doors before embarking.

  I can picture the scene ; Noah on the bridge addressing the ships company, "Ladies, gentlemen and animals now follows a health and safety address which I have to read out to you, before we sail, under Genesis section 5A Paragraph 3 ammendment 56 as of the Euphraties /Tigress aggreament drawn up by brother Adam and sister Eve .If you look to the port and starboard sides for the life boats you will notice we haven't got any that's because due to the strength of the Ark we don't need them. There are a number of life jackets available but please do not grab an octopus by mistake as did our dearly departed Sponge Bob Square Pants. However we have been warned to watch out for the trouble making serpents ,they are on board but are no longer allowed to walk on deck ,they can only crawl on their bellies.Thank you for sailing Ark cruises have a pleasent voyage to all you chosen crew, I mean few.
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  Did Adam like a tipple?

  by edmond dantes in

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  did adam and eve enjoy any alcoholic beverages during the happy times b.s.

  i.e .before serpent?.

  maybe it was nothing but fruit juice and condensation..

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  Did Adam and Eve enjoy any alcoholic beverages during the happy times B.S. i.e .before serpent?. Maybe it was nothing but fruit juice and condensation.
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  would you adam and eve it.

  by edmond dantes in

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  was it the apple on the tree that caused the trouble in eden or was it the pair on the ground?

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  Was it the apple on the tree that caused the trouble in Eden or was it the pair on the ground?
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  If it wasn't for "....................." I'd still be in the "Truth".......

  by ScoobySnax in

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  for me i think if it wasn't for the fact i'm gay, i'd still be an active witness.

  this year, even my mum has said that it wouldn't be "appropriate" if i was to go to the memorial.

  now the memorial is something i've never missed, so that kind of stings a bit.

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  If it wasn't for the "Grace of God" I'd still be in the troof.

  If it wasn't for "being bored to death circa 1960, listening to Freddie Franz and Nathan Knorr at a Twickenham convention" I'd still be in the troof.

  If it wasn't for "one of the remnant saying during a talk at the KH ,don't worry brothers and sisters there will be a lot of big houses left after armaggedon" I'd still be in the troof.

  If it wasn't for "a circuit servant saying circa 1960,some of you in this hall will not survive armaggedon because you are not putting the hours in " I'd still be in the troof.

  If it wasn't for "all the worldly people I had met who were so loving and kind " I'd still be in the troof.
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  Is this a new change with the do not call list?

  by DT in

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  there are a few threads going about getting the witnesses to stop coming to their door.

  i was curious, so i called the headquarters to ask about the best way to get on their do not call list.

  they said to just ask them to put you on their do not call list.

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  They are supposed to phone and say "are you quite sure you don't want us to call?"
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  Noah and the high altitude.

  by edmond dantes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  after the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.

  and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.

  and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?

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  Hi Shepherd Book,

  Sorry my mistake (not clicking hands) I can see the replies now, doh!
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  Noah and the high altitude.

  by edmond dantes in

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  2. experiences

  after the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.

  and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.

  and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?

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  Hi Shepherd Book,

  That was one heck of a good long letter for the Society to digest ,did they bother to reply?

  Personally I think the flood story is a myth and should be treated as one of Aesops fables.There is a lesson to learn from it which is ,show respect for the earth, take care of all of creation or bad things are going to happen and of that there is no doubt.

  Edmond.
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  Noah and the high altitude.

  by edmond dantes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  after the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.

  and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.

  and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?

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  Thanks Satanus,

  Protobears ? It looks as if procreation went into over drive post flood according to the Wacktower.
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  Noah and the high altitude.

  by edmond dantes in

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  2. experiences

  after the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.

  and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.

  and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?

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  Thanks Tired Of, I was beginning to think I was on my own on this one ,again.I can't get rid of this mental picture in my head of two elephants navigating their way down a very steep snow covered mountain you know with ropes , crampons and ice axes.With one elephant lowering down the other during a rather difficult, tricky overhang.
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  What do you think will be the society's undoing?

  by cognac in

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  i think all the lawsuits and then the exposure to these lawsuits... .

  what do you think?.

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  The true truth as apposed to the " troof ".There is now a strong body of evidence against them which is growing day by day.It's been hidden up until internet access.